Mafia Love

So you want to date my daughter,
You worthless little slob…
Youse better treat her good,
Her poppa’s in da mob.
Everything will be just fine
If you treat little Sofia right.
If you do not, then Tony here,
Will be at your house in the middle of the night.
Keep your hands unto yourself
That is where they should be.
If you so much as touch my daughter,
I’ll string you up from a tree.
And just so you are prepared,
You might be followed by a van.
Do not be too alarmed,
It’s just a simple hit man.
At some point on your date, you might
Be approached by the FBI
Whatever they may say or ask,
Remember, I’m just the garbage guy.
So here’s an extra hundred,
For the special night.
And if you make my daughter cry,
I’ll make sure you get whacked right.